A slave's Regulations

The following basic regulations should be obeyed as written unless otherwise directed by a Master. These rules were assembled and voted upon by the Master members of The Master's Association in October 1999

1. A slave may not touch anything used to punish, discipline, or restrain it unless ordered to
2. If a slave is not able to execute an order, it will immediately prostrate itself for punishment
3. A slave may not use negative facial expressions such as rolling the eyes, disgust, pain, or sadness.
4. A slave may not sit or lie on any furniture except for the performance of its duties
5. A slave may not lean against walls, furniture or other objects except for the performance of its duties
6. A slave may not lie down except in prostration awaiting discipline or for bedtime
7. A slave may not wear underwear even when allowed to wear street clothing
8. A slave will execute all commands immediately without hesitation or question
9. A slave speaks only on command, but will acknowledge the calling of its name (or number) with "SIR!"
10. A slave may not tell a lie
11. A slave will present food, beverages, or any other item ordered by its Master from its knees and hold it until the Master takes it
12. A slave will assume the "kneel" position when any Master enters the room
13. A slave may not use profane language at any time
14. A slave may not touch its genitals, nipples or ass unless specifically ordered to, or for cleaning purposes as required by its Master
15. A slave must always be naked in any Master's household, unless specifically instructed otherwise
16. A slave may, with permission, have a friend come to visit, but must remain naked and ready to serve
17. A slave may sign its name in lower case if the Master requests it
18. A slave will keep its body clean and available for its Master's use 24 hours a day
19. A slave will use the word 'SIR' only once per statement as in "It is 3:00, SIR"
20. A slave may not begin eating until its Master (or all Masters present) begins eating if the slave is eating with the Masters
21. A slave will address its own Master as "Master" or "Sir", but will address any other Master only as "Sir"
22. A slave speaks only on command, but may speak to ask a question or request permission to use the restroom, etc.
23. A slave will answer questions directed to it with "Yes, SIR", "No, SIR", or the shortest number of words needed to answer the question.
24. A slave will keep its body shaved and maintain a short haircut (or buzz cut) on its head if the Master requests it

Note: The "kneel" position is as follows: Knees on the floor, head down, hands clasped behind the back