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Work versus PRISON

  • IN PRISON
You spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell.
  • AT WORK
You spend most of your time in a 6x8 cubicle.
  • IN PRISON
You get three meals a day.
  • AT WORK
You get three meals a day...
  • IN PRISON
You get time off for good behavior.
  • AT WORK
You get rewarded for good behavior with more work.
  • IN PRISON
A guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
  • AT WORK
You must carry around a security card and unlock and open all the doors yourself. .
  • IN PRISON
You can watch TV and play games
  • AT WORK
You get fired for watching TV and playing games.
  • IN PRISON
You get your own toilet.
  • AT WORK
You have to share
  • IN PRISON
They allow your family and friends to visit.
  • AT WORK
You cannot even speak to your family and friends.
  • IN PRISON
All expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work required.
  • AT WORK
You get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from you salary to pay for Prisoners.
  • IN PRISON
You spend most of your life looking through bars from inside wanting to get out.
  • AT WORK
You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.
  • IN PRISON
There are wardens who are often sadistic.
  • AT WORK
They are called supervisors.
  • IN PRISON
You have unlimited time to read e-mail jokes.
  • AT WORK
You get fired if you get caught.