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Vocabulary Test for the Dirty Minded

I challenge you NOT to think dirty. All of the answers in this quiz are NOT obscene in any way.

  1. What is a four-letter word that ends in "k" and means the same as intercourse?
  2. What is it that a cow has four of and a woman has only two of?
  3. What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long, has a head on it, and that women love so much that they often blow it?
  4. What word starts with "f " and ends with "u-c-k"?
  5. Name five words that are each four letters long, end in " u-n-t" one of which is a word for a woman?
  6. What does a dog do that you can step into?
  7. What four letter word begins with "f " and ends with " k", and if you can't get one you can use your hands?
  8. What is hard, six inches long, has two nuts, and can make a girl fat?
  9. What four-letter word ends in "i-t " and is found on the bottom of birdcages?
  10. What is it that all men have one of; it's longer on some men than on others; the pope doesn't use his; and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?
















  1. (talk)
  2. (legs)
  3. (a twenty dollar bill)
  4. (fire truck)
  5. (bunt, hunt, runt, punt, aunt)
  6. (pants)
  7. (fork)
  8. (Almond Joy candy bar)
  9. (grit)
  10. (last name)