Vocabulary Test for the Dirty Minded

I challenge you NOT to think dirty. All of the answers in this quiz are NOT obscene in any way.

1. What is a four-letter word that ends in "k" and means the same as intercourse?
2. What is it that a cow has four of and a woman has only two of?
3. What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long, has a head on it, and that women love so much that they often blow it?
4. What word starts with "f " and ends with "u-c-k"?
5. Name five words that are each four letters long, end in " u-n-t" one of which is a word for a woman?
6. What does a dog do that you can step into?
7. What four letter word begins with "f " and ends with " k", and if you can't get one you can use your hands?
8. What is hard, six inches long, has two nuts, and can make a girl fat?
9. What four-letter word ends in "i-t " and is found on the bottom of birdcages?
10. What is it that all men have one of; it's longer on some men than on others; the pope doesn't use his; and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?

ANSWERS:

1. (talk)
2. (legs)
3. (a twenty dollar bill)
4. (fire truck)
5. (bunt, hunt, runt, punt, aunt)
6. (pants)
7. (fork)
8. (Almond Joy candy bar)
9. (grit)
10. (last name)