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copyright Alkallah 1998

  • Hmm, I've never tried this in real life before, but I'm the best there is at it on-line..
  • Just out of curiosity, umm, you weren't planning a career as an athlete, were you?.
  • You do have health insurance, right?.
  • You remind me a lot of my ex. That frigging idiot who bled me dry and left me..
  • Oops..
  • Now children, see what happens to bad boys and girls who don't listen to their parents?.
  • Come on in! It's open!.
  • Girlfriend, honey, whatcha doing? You are not going to believe this! Guess who stopped over today? Yes!! And he's still here, just hanging out....
  • By any chance, does your mother drive a white Hyundai?.
  • Wow, your blood's a really pretty shade of red!.
  • I wish this came with an instruction manual..
  • Gee, the last person I did this to is still in a coma..
  • Do you know which end of this I'm supposed to insert in you?.
  • If you were me, where would hide a body so no one would find it?.
  • You don't mind if I let the pit bull in, do you? She's barking up a storm out there..
  • Say cheese!.
  • There is a really big spider on the wall right next to your arm..
  • I'll be right back, I forgot I have an appointment at the hairdresser's..
  • Oh man, you don't remember what I did with the key, do you?.
  • Have you given any thought as to what you want in your obituary?.
  • I never really liked you to begin with...
    (complete and total silence).
  • umm, 911? Yeah, I think I made a slight error....
  • POLICE!!! OPEN UP!!!!!.
  • Honey?!? You're home early!.
  • I told you I am a pro Domme. And you haven't paid me yet. Oh, that's OK, I'll just take it out of your wallet now so you don't have to remember to do it later.