Slaves Say The Darndest Things

Part II

By Norische

If you are going to pick on me, at least do something I like.
Why do you always pick the most inconvenient times to need something?
When you are in a buying mode again, let me know... because I have a whole list of stuff.
Great... something else you have thought of for me to do.
Hey that hurt! Remember you have to take care of your toys... So you can play with them later.
But that's not the way my mother did it.
I like doing it my way, your way is to complicated and it confuses me.
If you want that for dinner, you'll have to fix it... I'm hot...
Sometimes I wish I hadn't given up smoking, there are times that you make me want a cigarette.
I don't do windows, and I don't sweep carpets, so what else do you want me to do.
I am going to be glad when you get another slave, I could sure use a back rub right now.
Of course I have a lot of clothes, you want me to look good don't you... remember I represent you.
I got you a bigger trash can so I wouldn't have to empty it so often, not so that you could find more trash to put in it.
Your honestly don't want me to mess up our brand new mop on that filthy floor do you.
I am not grumpy; I just haven't had my coffee yet.
Of course there is a big pile of laundry, you keep insisting on wearing clean clothes everyday.
Would it have killed you to put your clothes IN the laundry basket, not on the floor beside it... jeesh... the way you aim you would think you were a guy.
Why do I have to clean it up, it's your cat?
Of course I need money, in case there is something that I want but you wont buy it for me.
And finally...
Please let me know what all you are writing, so that I will know what I have to regret saying.

As with everything this is my opinion, take what you will and leave the rest. If you wish to contact me, my email address is Norisch1@mchsi.com. If you wish to see more of my work you may find a complete listing of all my writings at... http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Norisches_Quill/?yguid=99788111 in the files section.