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Slaves Say The Darndest Things
By Norische
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Doesn't my opinion count for anything.
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But what if I don't want to
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That's gonna hurt, isn't it.
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When do I get a day off
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You don't expect me to clean that up do you?
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Is it ok if I invite my family over for Thanksgiving?
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Has anyone told you that you can be a Bitch sometimes?
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Oh... I shouldn't have said that should I have.
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But I can't wear a gag, how am I supposed to answer the phone?
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Naked... Do you realize how cold it is out there?
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You want to pierce my WHAT?!?!?
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I'm glad this isn't a real job, because the pay sucks.
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Not tonight dear I have a headache... Ow!... Ow!... never mind I was just kidding.
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You can go from 0 to Bitch in 2.6 seconds.
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You want it when?
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Do you mind if I finish my cigarette first?
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But I put it on my to do list...
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But that is just gross...
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You wouldn't look so mean if you would smile on occasion...
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Do you mind... I haven't had my coffee yet?
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It honestly takes me two hours to wake up in the morning.
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Clean out the litter box... but it's your stupid cat.
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But my nails aren't dry yet...
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I didn't say I deserved I said I wanted it.
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Who died and made you Master.
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Sure I COULD cook but going out for dinner would be so much faster.
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You know I noticed that some of the other Master's have bigger whips than you do.
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But of course you want me in designer closes, remember I represent you.
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Honest... Decaf IS a hard limit...
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But it's icky...
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If I wanted to eat healthy, I would be following my doctors orders... ah never mind.
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But you could do it so much better and faster than me...
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If your going to criticize how I do it, why don't you just do it yourself?
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Sure I could do it your way, but my way is so much easier.
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Have I ever told you that you're the reason God made prozac?
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Sure your opinions count, but you know what they say about opinions.
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But I don't want to make a decision; that's why you're the Master, remember.
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But why can't I choose both, it would make things so much easier.
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But that is not how they do it on the Internet.
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You are definitely not Martha Stewart.
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