Saudi Arabia promises to crack down on TERRORISM!

New laws now on the books: All Terrorists arrested will be subject to the following punishments/laws:

1. All Terrorists arrested must take anger management classes
2. Three suicide bombings and you will be automatically sentenced to death!
3. Saudi terrorists will now be known as ROWDY SAUDIS.
4. Terrorist cells will only be allowed one Achmed per cell!
5. All vehicles used in bombings will be ticketed and towed at owner's expense.
6. All terrorists caught must have a sand enema! *ouch*
7. All convicted terrorists will only be allowed non-virgins in heaven!