Rejected State Mottos

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Rejected State Mottos
State		Motto
ALABAMA		Literacy ain't everything Ya want fries with dat?
ALASKA		Come, freeze your butt off
ARIZONA		Winter home to 150,000 snowbirds
ARKANSAS		At least we're not Mississippi
CALIFORNIA		The Granola State Nobody's actually from here Fast reloading lanes available The really long state
COLORADO		Too wimpy to cross the mountains so we stopped here Official home of the winter ski bunny
CONNECTICUT		Way too close to New York
DELAWARE		You'll need a map to find us So close to Washington you can smell it
FLORIDA		The Gunshine State Elephant Graveyard; where the old Republicans go to die Senior citizen discounts available Come, enjoy the humidity The snow capital of the US
GEORGIA		Home of the Rednecks Gateway to Florida Confederate money welcome
HAWAII		Sure, we've got Interstates... drive on over Book 'em Danno Tom Selik, Jack Lord, Don Ho - Paradise! Come, get lai-ed
IDAHO		Ain't nothing here We don't care if you spell potato with an "e" Land of a billion "eyes"
ILLINOIS		Land of the voting dead Gateway to Iowa
INDIANA		Home of David Letterman
IOWA		Just east of Omaha It's easy to spell
KANSAS		Hayfever capital of the Midwest Dole slept here There's no place like home Ya want flat, we got flat
KENTUCKY		Tobacco is a vegetable We're all related Gateway to Nashville
LOUISIANA		Swim the beautiful Bayou Cancer Alley's just a name, and names will never hurt you
MAINE		For Sale You can spit on Canada from here
MARYLAND		If it weren't for Washington, you couldn't find us
MASSACHUSETTS		Home of the young girls from Nantucket, also the home of Ted Kennedy, hmmmm...
MICHIGAN		Land of the free, home of the Buick
MINNESOTA		Not Sweden, but we try to act like it Sure beats Canada Land of 10,000 Flakes
MISSISSIPPI		We're lucky we can spell it Why would you want to come here?
MISSOURI		Gateway to Kansas Here's mine, Show Me yours We're better than Illinois
MONTANA		Land of the Big Sky, and very little else We've got lots of I O' x 10' shacks in the woods It's where you're wanted. At least our cows are sane.
NEBRASKA		More corn than Kansas Go to Kansas, turn north
NEVADA		More weirdos than Alaska (warmer too) 2 words - Death Valley 3:5 you'll leave broke We have our own nuclear testing site
NEW HAMPSHIRE		Like Old Hampshire, only newer About as exciting as Vermont
NEW JERSEY		You have the right to remain silent, You have the right to an attorney... Tell 'em Guido sent ya
NEW MEXICO		Lizards make excellent pets We have reservations Alien Welcome Center - Roswell
NEW YORK		At least we're not New Jersey! We're more than a big city; we're a state Like we CARE about a motto English spoken here; sometimes
NORTH CAROLINA		Five million people; Fifteen last names We're bigger than South Carolina
NORTH DAKOTA		The OTHER South Dakota
OHIO		Don't judge us by Cleveland Proud polluters of Lake Erie We're easy to spell
OKLAHOMA		We're OK, you're NOT! I don't think we're in Kansas anymore, Toto
OREGON		As pretty as California but not as weird We're not named after a musical instrument You can see the sunset from here
PENNSYLVANIA		Cook with coal Free lube job with oil change
RHODE ISLAND		Size ain't everything Nobody famous came from Rhode Island
SOUTH CAROLINA		Just south of North Carolina
SOUTH DAKOTA		Closer than North Dakota
TENNESSEE		The Educashun State Thank goodness we've still got Elvis A great fixer-upper
TEXAS		Si Hablo Ingles See, EVERYTHING is bigger in Texas!
UTAH		Our Jesus is better than your Jesus At least our sheep can't talk
VERMONT		Bet ya can't name 2 of our towns
VIRGINIA		Please don't confuse us with West Virginia!
WASHINGTON		We like our state, so STAY OUT!
WEST VIRGINIA		Where "family values" has a different meaning
WISCONSIN		Land of funny accents. Say "Cheeeese"