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Rejected State Mottos




ALABAMA Alabama State Flag Literacy ain't everything
Ya want fries with dat?
ALASKA Alaska State Flag Come, freeze your butt off
ARIZONA Arizona State Flag Winter home to 150,000 snowbirds
ARKANSAS Arkansas State Flag At least we're not Mississippi
CALIFORNIA California State Flag The Granola State
Nobody's actually from here
Fast reloading lanes available
The really long state
COLORADO Colorado State Flag Too wimpy to cross the mountains so we stopped here
Official home of the winter ski bunny
CONNECTICUT Connecticut State Flag Way too close to New York
DELAWARE Delaware State Flag You'll need a map to find us
So close to Washington you can smell it
FLORIDA Florida State Flag The Gunshine State
Elephant Graveyard; where the old Republicans go to die
Senior citizen discounts available
Come, enjoy the humidity
The snow capital of the US
GEORGIA Georgia State Flag Home of the Rednecks
Gateway to Florida
Confederate money welcome
HAWAII Hawaii State Flag Sure, we've got Interstates... drive on over
Book 'em Danno
Tom Selik, Jack Lord, Don Ho - Paradise!
Come, get lai-ed
IDAHO Idaho State Flag Ain't nothing here
We don't care if you spell potato with an "e"
Land of a billion "eyes"
ILLINOIS Illinois State Flag Land of the voting dead
Gateway to Iowa
INDIANA Indiana State Flag Home of David Letterman
IOWA Iowa State Flag Just east of Omaha
It's easy to spell
KANSAS Kansas State Flag Hayfever capital of the Midwest
Dole slept here
There's no place like home
Ya want flat, we got flat
KENTUCKY Kentucky State Flag Tobacco is a vegetable
We're all related
Gateway to Nashville
LOUISIANA Louisiana State Flag Swim the beautiful Bayou
Cancer Alley's just a name, and names will never hurt you
MAINE Maine State Flag For Sale
You can spit on Canada from here
MARYLAND Maryland State Flag If it weren't for Washington, you couldn't find us
MASSACHUSETTS Massachusetts State Flag Home of the young girls from Nantucket, also the home of Ted Kennedy, hmmmm...
MICHIGAN Michigan State Flag Land of the free, home of the Buick
MINNESOTA Minnesota State Flag Not Sweden, but we try to act like it
Sure beats Canada
Land of 10,000 Flakes
MISSISSIPPI Mississippi State Flag We're lucky we can spell it
Why would you want to come here?
MISSOURI Missouri State Flag Gateway to Kansas
Here's mine, Show Me yours
We're better than Illinois
MONTANA Montana State Flag Land of the Big Sky, and very little else
We've got lots of I O' x 10' shacks in the woods
It's where you're wanted.
At least our cows are sane.
NEBRASKA Nebraska State Flag More corn than Kansas
Go to Kansas, turn north
NEVADA Nevada State Flag More weirdos than Alaska (warmer too)
2 words - Death Valley
3:5 you'll leave broke
We have our own nuclear testing site
NEW HAMPSHIRE New Hampshire State Flag Like Old Hampshire, only newer
About as exciting as Vermont
NEW JERSEY New Jersey State Flag You have the right to remain silent,
You have the right to an attorney...
Tell 'em Guido sent ya
NEW MEXICO New Mexico State Flag Lizards make excellent pets
We have reservations
Alien Welcome Center - Roswell
NEW YORK New York State Flag At least we're not New Jersey!
We're more than a big city; we're a state
Like we CARE about a motto
English spoken here; sometimes
NORTH CAROLINA North Carolina State Flag Five million people; Fifteen last names
We're bigger than South Carolina
NORTH DAKOTA North Dakota State Flag The OTHER South Dakota
OHIO Ohio State Flag Don't judge us by Cleveland
Proud polluters of Lake Erie
We're easy to spell
OKLAHOMA Oklahoma State Flag We're OK, you're NOT!
I don't think we're in Kansas anymore, Toto
OREGON Oregon State Flag As pretty as California but not as weird
We're not named after a musical instrument
You can see the sunset from here
PENNSYLVANIA Pennsylvania State Flag Cook with coal
Free lube job with oil change
RHODE ISLAND Rhode Island State Flag Size ain't everything
Nobody famous came from Rhode Island
SOUTH CAROLINA South Carolina State Flag Just south of North Carolina
SOUTH DAKOTA South Dakota State Flag Closer than North Dakota
TENNESSEE Tennessee State Flag The Educashun State
Thank goodness we've still got Elvis
A great fixer-upper
TEXAS Texas State Flag Si Hablo Ingles
See, EVERYTHING is bigger in Texas!
UTAH Utah State Flag Our Jesus is better than your Jesus
At least our sheep can't talk
VERMONT Vermont State Flag Bet ya can't name 2 of our towns
VIRGINIA Virginia State Flag Please don't confuse us with West Virginia!
WASHINGTON Washington State Flag We like our state, so STAY OUT!
WEST VIRGINIA West Virginia State Flag Where "family values" has a different meaning
WISCONSIN Wisconsin State Flag Land of funny accents.
Say "Cheeeese"