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Man:
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"Haven't we met before?"
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Woman:
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"Yes, I'm the receptionist at the V. D. Clinic."
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Man:
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"Haven't I seen you someplace before?"
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Woman:
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"Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."
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Man:
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"Is this seat empty?"
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Woman:
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"Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."
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Man:
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"So, wanna go back to my place?"
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Woman:
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"Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"
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Man:
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"Your place or mine?"
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Woman:
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"Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."
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Man:
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"I'd really like to get into your pants."
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Woman:
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"No thanks. There's already one asshole in there."
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Man:
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"I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
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Woman:
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"It's in the phone book."
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Man:
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"But I don't know your name."
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Woman:
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"That's in the phone book too."
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Man:
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"So what do you do for a living?"
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Woman:
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"I'm a female impersonator."
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Man:
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"What sign were you born under?"
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Woman:
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"No Parking."
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Man:
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"Hey, baby, what's your sign?"
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Woman:
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"Do not Enter"
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Man:
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"How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
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Woman:
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"Unfertilized!"
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Man:
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"I'm here to fulfill your every sexual fantasy."
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Woman:
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"You mean you've got both a donkey and a Great Dane?"
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Man:
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"I know how to please a woman."
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Woman:
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"Then please leave me alone."
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Man:
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"I want to give myself to you."
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Woman:
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"Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."
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Man:
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"I can tell that you want me."
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Woman:
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"Ohhhh. You're so right. I want you to leave."
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Man:
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"If I could see you naked, I'd die happy."
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Woman:
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"Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing."
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Man:
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"Hey cutie, how 'bout you and I hitting the hot spots?"
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Woman:
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"Sorry, I don't date outside my species."
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Man:
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"Your body is like a temple."
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Woman:
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"Sorry, there are no services today."
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Man:
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"I'd go through anything for you."
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Woman:
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"Good! Let's start with your bank account."
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Man:
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"I would go to the end of the world for you."
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Woman:
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"Yes, but would you stay there?"
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