Perverted Cartoon Characters

Poor little SpongeBob, in his "tighty whities," a target for anti-gay religious zealots??? I don't EVEN want to know their opinion on "Mr Crab," his boss. LOL!!!

As a longtime fan of his, I don't know whether to laugh, cry or both. What NEXT?

1. Foghorn Leghorn, and his mentorship of young chickens? (but you gotta admit, the term "pullet" would take on a whole new meaning... lol)
2. Pepe Lepew, the pedophile with poor hygiene, and his relentless pursuit of sweet young 'pussy' ????
3. Oh, and Roadrunner must certainly be on amphetamines.
4. Now that you mention it, Elmer Fudd's head looks suspiciously phallic, doesn't it?
5. Poor little Tweety...caged by a lecherous old lady, and stalked by *pussy*???
6. Bugs Bunny....who goes in and out of a hole repeatedly? (and you know what THAT means)
7. The Tazmanian Devil is a demonic force who destroys all in his midst?
8. Speedy Gonzales is actually glorifying drug runners?
9. Scooby Doo, a great dane with (putting it delicately) an inappropriate attachment to a young man. *shuddering*
10. Smurfs.....definitely symbolic for "blue balls" lol

Do NOT get me started, Dr James Dobson! Here's hoping someone shoves one of SpongeBob's Crabby Patties up your big Square Ass.

Sincerely,
Miss Ophelia