What He Says
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What it Means
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Haven't I seen you before?
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Nice butt.
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I'm a Romantic.
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I'm poor.
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I need you.
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My hand is tired.
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I am different from all the other guys.
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I am not circumcised.
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I want a commitment.
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I'm sick of playing with myself.
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You're the only girl I've ever cared about.
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You are the only girl who hasn't rejected me.
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I really want to get to know you better.
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So I can tell my friends about it.
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It's just orange juice, try it.
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3 more shots, and she'll have her legs around my head.
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She's kinda cute.
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I wouldn't kick her out of bed but a pillow over the head might be necessary.
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I don't know if I like her.
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She won't sleep with me.
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I miss you so much.
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I am so horny that my male roommate is starting to look good.
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Was it good for you?
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I'm insecure about my manhood.
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How do I compare with all your other boyfriends?
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Is my love tool really that small?
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I had a wonderful time last night.
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Who the hell are you?
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Do you love me?
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I've done something stupid and you might find out.
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Do you 'really' love me?
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I've done something stupid and you're going to find out sooner or later.
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How much do you love me?
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I've done something really stupid and someone's on their way to tell you by now.
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I have something to tell you.
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Get tested.
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I'll give you a call.
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I'd rather have my nipples torn off by wild dogs than see you again.
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I've been thinking a lot.
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You're not as attractive as when I was drunk.
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I think we should just be friends.
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You're ugly.
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I've learned a lot from you.
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Next!!!
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