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DA RULES...

  • I will not hum the theme from Jeopardy while Master decides what to use to spank me.

  • I will not applaud when Master uses big words.

  • I will not genuflect at Mater's erection.

  • I will not perform a ventriloquist act with Master's penis.

  • I will not refer to Master's kitty as snake food.

  • I will not say, "Good Boy!" to Master.

  • I will not make shadow puppets while Master is tying me up.

  • I will not critique how Master ties me up.

  • When Master is kind enough to bring me a cup of tea, I will not call him the tea fairy.

  • I am always the spankee, never the spanker.

  • I will not tell Master he has permission to fuck me

  • I will not snarl when Master asks me to share my chocolate.

  • I will not yawn while waiting for Master to cum.

  • I will not chew my collar.

  • I will not giggle during paddling.

  • I will not play connect the dots with Master's freckles.

  • When asked how many spanks my behavior warrants, I will not answer in fractions.

  • On second thought, I will applaud when Master uses big words but hooting and whistling is excessive.

  • Master's dog does not stink.