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Computer Acronyms

  • PCMCIA - People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms

  • BASIC - Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control

  • ISDN - It Still Does Nothing

  • WWW - World Wide Wait

  • SCSI - System Can't See It

  • DOS - Defunct Operating System

  • IBM - I Blame Microsoft

  • DEC - Do Expect Cuts

  • CD-ROM - Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months

  • OS/2 - Obsolete Soon, Too

  • MACINTOSH - Most Awesomely Created IN The Operating System Heaven

  • PENTIUM - Produces Erroneous Numbers Thru Incorrect Understanding of Mathematics

  • COBOL - Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language

  • AMIGA - A Merely Insignificant Game Addiction

  • LISP - Lots of Infuriating & Silly Parentheses

  • MIPS - Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed

  • WINDOWS - Will Install Needless Data On Whole System

  • GIRO - Garbage In Rubbish Out

  • MICROSOFT - Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers