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The Clitoris

1 part Bacardi
1 part Creme de Almond
1 part Bailey's
1 part Whipped Cream
Cherry
Layer in shot glass. Lick rim with your tongue, then sip thru teeth.

Blow Job

1/2 shot Kahlua
Whipped cream
Top with the cream.
No hands, circle the rim of the glass with your lips, tilt your head back and swallow. Avoid clamping teeth on glass. Drink must be fully swallowed.

Cum In A Hot Tub

1/2 shot Orange Juice
1/2 shot Bailey's Irish Cream
Pour Bailey's into Orange Juice for curdling effect.
Warning...can leave
residue on glass.

Deep Throat

(same as blow job, only in a salt shaker and for women only) The tongue must be used to break the whipped cream seal and the entire salt shaker must disappear beneath the lips.
Warning...do not lean too far back
as salt shaker can get lodged in your throat.

Flaming Blue Fuck

(A Drink From The Bahama's)
1 1/2 oz. Sambuca
1/2 oz. Blue Curaco
Set on fire and drink through a straw while moving the straw in and out of the glass. Avoid paper straws. If you don't know why, then you are too young to drink.

Orgasm

2 oz. Vodka
2 oz. Amaretto
2 oz. Kahlua
2 oz. Light Cream
Shake with ice, strain into highball glass.
Primal screams by bartender go well with this one. Note, this one is a great drink to make without alcohol for women and is called a fake orgasm.

Sit On My Face

1 shot Bailey's Irish Cream
1 shot Frangelica
1 shot Kahlua
Layer the Bailey's over Frangelica over Kahlua.
Avoid temptation of lining glass with short and curlys.

Wrigley's Doublemint Blowjob

1 shot Kahlua
1/2 shot of peppermint schnapps 100 proof Milk or Cream Stir or whip

Cowboy Cocksucker

1 part vodka
1 part bailey's
1 part Kahlua
Topped with whipped cream, this drink is another one that must be drunk from the shot glass without using any hands.

Pierced Nipple

1 part Sambuca
1 part Baileys
1 part Goldschlager
In a cordial glass layer the following in the above order, then float a coffee bean on top, tastes awesome. Note that four or more of these are recommended before attempting its namesake.

Fuzzy Dick

1 part Kahlua
1 part Grand Marnier
Coffee
In coffee cup mix (No not with your dick), add whipped cream

Hairy Virgin

2 parts Rum
1 part Triple sec
2 parts Orange/Pineapple juice
(if no cherry - Hairy Slut)
(if ice blended in- Frigid Hairy Virgin) (if no cherry and blended - Hairy Bitch) Serve over ice with a cherry. Not the most common of drinks. Spit afterwards.

Hot Irish Nut

1 part Bailey's Irish Cream
1 part Frangelica
Coffee
Stir in coffee mug, (1 part amaretto optional)

Pap Smear (Pabst Smir)

1 Beer
1 shot Smirnoff 100 proof
Drop Smirnoff into beer and chug. Very few women will go for this one.

Pop The Cherry

2 oz. Cherry brandy
Orange Juice
Stir in highball glass, add cherry and orange slice. Is customary to scream out Yeeahhhhhhh Baaaabbbyyyyyyyyy right after.

Barstool

Equal parts- Rum Vodka Bourbon
Open mouth, lean back, swallow till you can't swallow any more. If you don't break out in a sweat after this...repeat till you do.

Tight Snatch

1 1/2 oz. light Rum
1 oz. Peach Schnapps
Pineapple juice
Piece of Pineapple
Stir in elongated shot glass. Try to get the pineapple out with your tongue without tilting the glass.

Virgin

1 1/2 oz. Gin
1/2 oz. white Creme de menthe
1 oz. forbidden fruit
Shake with ice, strain into highball glass. Layer with grenadine and watch it float to the bottom. You may have a tendency to look for the perfect one forever.

The 'Screw' Drinks

Here is how to add things together to get the various screw drinks:

Basic Screw

1 part Vodka
Orange Juice
Stir in highball glass over ice

Slow

add 1 part Sloe Gin

Fuzzy

add 1 part Peach Schnapps

Comfortable

add 1 part Southern Comfort

Up Against The Wall

float a splash of Galliano on top

With A Kiss

float a splash of Amaretto on top

In a Dark Corner

add 1 part Dark Rum

Of Mexico

Add 1 part Tequila...or worm

All together makes a slow fuzzy comfortable screw up against the wall with a kiss in a dark corner of Mexico.

Roll Me Over And Do Me Again (Cocktail)

1/4 part Light Rum
1/4 part Dark Rum
1/4 part Midori
1/4 part Malibu
Splash Creme de Bananas
Fill with equal parts OJ And Pineapple, add touch of Grenadine for color and shake. Repeat over and over again till you drop.