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An evening prayer for Women

Now I lay me Smile1 Down to sleep smile2 I pray the Lord smile3 My shape to keep. smile4

Please no wrinkles smile5 Please no bags smile6 And please lift my butt smile7 Before it sags. smile8

Please no age spots smile9 Please no gray smile10 And as for my belly, smile11 Please take it away. smile12

Please keep me healthy smile13 Please keep me young, smile14

And thank you Dear Lord smile15

For all that you've done. smile16

Five tips for a woman.... smile17

1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job.

2. It is important that a man makes you laugh.

3. It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn't lie to you.

4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you.

5. It is important that these four men don't know each other.


One saggy boob said to the other saggy boob:

"If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts."