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A Good Friend

  • Gives you a bump when your bullet is empty.

  • Holds your hand when you're really rolling hard.

  • Buys you cranberry juice when you're in a K-hole.

  • Doesn't mind pouring water down your back when you G out.

  • Hallucinates that you're there when you aren't.

  • Reminds you of who you are when you've forgotten your name.

  • Stays with you so can find your way out of that darn bathroom stall that was so easy to get into but so complicated to get out of.

  • Goes out of their way to fill your water bottle when you're really feeling it and can't leave the dance floor, or find the stairs, for that matter.

  • Will chase your water bottle cap across the floor.

  • Holds your water bottle when either you or your hands are full.

  • Carries you out of the club if you start to fall out (or do fall out).

  • Who helps you find a tissue so you can clear out your nose.

  • Helps you release with the pressure, the pressure, the pressure of the world.

  • Smiles for you when they are sad you dropped your blow pop or bullet.

  • Helps you become a better dancer and most importantly loves you even when the X wears off!

  • Doesn't bitch when you've asked for gum the 8,946th time.

  • Tells you when you're really tweaked.

  • Was the first to explain the difference between the letters X and K.

  • Stands by your side no matter how FREAKY your costume looks.

  • Can always get those blasted microscopic baggies open.

  • Will shove AAA backup batteries in his socks for your laser pen.

  • Tells you when your little glow-stick routine is tired.

  • Introduces you to a friend on the dance floor.

  • Doesn't try to introduce you to half-a-dozen friends on the dance floor.

  • Doesn't hold a grudge if you disappear with his new "friend".

  • Will split his last piece of gum with you.

  • Will split his last piece of gum - that's in his mouth - with you.

  • Tells you if your sunglasses have left black marks on your face.

  • Can speak "sketch" with you . . . fluently.

  • Apologizes for you when you blind someone with your mini mag lights.

  • Apologizes for you when you smash some suckers' toe with your jacked-up platforms.

  • Apologizes for you when you smack strangers with extensions from your outfit.

  • Doesn't take your vials when you're "out".

  • Will go to the bathroom with you even during his favorite song.

  • Tries to find you to say "goodbye" when he's leaving.

  • Doesn't make you feel stupid when you start walking up to everyone, saying "I love you. I love you."