A Good Friend

• Gives you a bump when your bullet is empty.

• Holds your hand when you're really rolling hard.

• Buys you cranberry juice when you're in a K-hole.

• Doesn't mind pouring water down your back when you G out.

• Hallucinates that you're there when you aren't.

• Reminds you of who you are when you've forgotten your name.

• Stays with you so can find your way out of that darn bathroom stall that was so easy to get into but so complicated to get out of.

• Goes out of their way to fill your water bottle when you're really feeling it and can't leave the dance floor, or find the stairs, for that matter.

• Will chase your water bottle cap across the floor.

• Holds your water bottle when either you or your hands are full.

• Carries you out of the club if you start to fall out (or do fall out).

• Who helps you find a tissue so you can clear out your nose.

• Helps you release with the pressure, the pressure, the pressure of the world.

• Smiles for you when they are sad you dropped your blow pop or bullet.

• Helps you become a better dancer and most importantly loves you even when the X wears off!

• Doesn't bitch when you've asked for gum the 8,946th time.

• Tells you when you're really tweaked.

• Was the first to explain the difference between the letters X and K.

• Stands by your side no matter how FREAKY your costume looks.

• Can always get those blasted microscopic baggies open.

• Will shove AAA backup batteries in his socks for your laser pen.

• Tells you when your little glow-stick routine is tired.

• Introduces you to a friend on the dance floor.

• Doesn't try to introduce you to half-a-dozen friends on the dance floor.

• Doesn't hold a grudge if you disappear with his new "friend".

• Will split his last piece of gum with you.

• Will split his last piece of gum - that's in his mouth - with you.

• Tells you if your sunglasses have left black marks on your face.

• Can speak "sketch" with you . . . fluently.

• Apologizes for you when you blind someone with your mini mag lights.

• Apologizes for you when you smash some suckers' toe with your jacked-up platforms.

• Apologizes for you when you smack strangers with extensions from your outfit.

• Doesn't take your vials when you're "out".

• Will go to the bathroom with you even during his favorite song.

• Tries to find you to say "goodbye" when he's leaving.

• Doesn't make you feel stupid when you start walking up to everyone, saying "I love you. I love you."